In the latest blow that the year 2016 has dealt the human race, convicted paedophile Ian Watkins has reappeared to tease new music, and he’s doing it from prison.
Yep, apparently even convicted baby rapists can access social media from prison in the UK — oh, and recording equipment — because rather than being shut away behind bars where society doesn’t have to be plagued by the foul reminder of his existence, the ex-Lostprophets frontman has been allowed to reboot his Twitter account and use it to spruik some new recordings.
Yep, this is some absolute bullshit right here. Not only the fact that we have to see/hear about Watkins after all the messed up shit he’s done, but also that the powers that be are letting him loose on social media? The very platform the greasy-haired scumnugget used to groom the mothers of the infants that he abused in the first place? That is just 20 million light years beyond the Planet Fucked.